GLOSSARY:

Web Site Narcotics – products of Narcotic Nutrition
Going Here The Pure – Narcotic Nutrition Uncut Hemp Protein
click here for info Dealer – a supplier of Narcotic Nutrition products
Bulk – wholesale quantities

BUYING NARCOTICS:

Where can I score some?

You can buy online! Click here

How do I pay for them?

Our online store accepts Visa, Mastercard & Paypal.

How long will shipping take?

Not long, we deal with speed! All Narcotics are shipped next (business) day after you order. Our warehouse is based in Melbourne and Australia Post shipping times vary depending on delivery location.

  • Metro Melbourne. 1-3 days
  • Country Victoria. 3-4 days
  • Sydney. Canberra. Adelaide. 2-4 days
  • Brisbane. Tasmania. 3-4 days
  • All other Aus. 3-14 days

How much will shipping cost?

If you’re in Aus – Nothing.

If you’re anywhere else – click here

Do you ship internationally?

Yes we do. Foreigners in all locations can expect their Narcotics in 3-10 business days.

I’ve ordered my narcotics but I’m yet to receive any powder.

Relaxxx, we can sort this out. First check the postage time for your location, remembering that we spend our weekends killing it, not at the post office, as does your local delivery boy. Both Narcotic Nutrition and Australia Post operate on business days only (Mon-Fri).

If that doesn’t solve it refer to your confirmation email and check that you entered the correct address, maybe your neighbour’s chalking up some of your pure, uncut narcotics as we speak!

Still no luck? Email the Narcotic Nutrition team at info@narcoticnutrition.com with your order number and we’ll get to the bottom of it for you.

I’m thinking of becoming a dealer, can you score me some bulk narcotics?

Now we’re getting serious. If the cut-throat world of bulk powder delivery is your game then email us at bulk@narcoticnutrition.com to talk shop.

We like to ensure that our pure, uncut narcotics only land in worthy hands so be careful before making us any offers we can’t refuse.

USING THE PURE:

How do I consume my Pure?

Heap 2 scoops into a shaker, add water, shake hard.

How much Pure should I use?

A single serving is 32 grams, which equates to 1 scoop. 2 scoops in a shaker with natural spring water twice a day should do the trick if you’re looking for results.

How often should I load up?

You can never have too much of a good thing. As a natural, unprocessed plant-based whole food, our Pure will transform you into a better version of yourself.

STORING THE PURE:

How long does The Pure last?

Like all real food sources, your Pure has a limited shelf life. They generally last well over 12 months. If you aren’t ready to order more by that time, you’re doing it wrong.

Do I keep my Pure in the fridge?

If the fridge is your preferred destination for a narcotics stash, go for it. Any cool, dry place will do.

WHY NARCOTICS?

What is The Pure?

A natural unprocessed plant-based whole food with a pure, organic taste.

Who’s my dealer?

Narcotic Nutrition, Melbourne based suppliers of Grade-A 100% Pure British Columbian Hemp Protein.

Why is The Pure good for my body?

It’s a real source of complete plant protein containing all 21 amino acids used in muscle development.

What is in my Pure?

100% Hemp Protein and that’s all. No colours, no flavours, no heated processing.

I have strict dietary requirements, is this for me?

Oh yeah it is! There are no known allergens or intolerances to hemp and our Narcotics are lactose free, dairy free, gluten free, soy free, vegetarian, vegan, raw, paleo, kosher and halal!